Comments on: DOPAcabana http://www.goblin-cartoons.com/2006/05/12/dopacabana/ The adventures of Joshua M. Neff, the Cartoon Goblin Thu, 17 May 2012 03:31:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Iris http://www.goblin-cartoons.com/2006/05/12/dopacabana/comment-page-1/#comment-67 Iris Sat, 13 May 2006 13:42:48 +0000 http://www.goblin-cartoons.com/?p=75#comment-67 I think that while they're at it, they should make sure that students going to E-Rate funded schools are not allowed within, say, 500 feet of an adult or any kid more than a year older than they are, or (for that matter) any other kids while their at school. E-mail is a DEFINITE no-no, as are cell phones. There should be no cameras (cuz you never know who might get a picture of you and what they might do with it). Sports can cause injuries... they've gotta go. Oh, and since food can be fattening, lets ban that too. Might as well get rid of all of it because there's no telling which calorie is the one that'll put that extra pound on you. And we all know what an epidemic we've got right now of over-weight kids. Hmmm... I think I have a future in politics. I think that while they’re at it, they should make sure that students going to E-Rate funded schools are not allowed within, say, 500 feet of an adult or any kid more than a year older than they are, or (for that matter) any other kids while their at school. E-mail is a DEFINITE no-no, as are cell phones. There should be no cameras (cuz you never know who might get a picture of you and what they might do with it). Sports can cause injuries… they’ve gotta go.

Oh, and since food can be fattening, lets ban that too. Might as well get rid of all of it because there’s no telling which calorie is the one that’ll put that extra pound on you. And we all know what an epidemic we’ve got right now of over-weight kids.

Hmmm… I think I have a future in politics.

]]> By: Scott Vieira http://www.goblin-cartoons.com/2006/05/12/dopacabana/comment-page-1/#comment-66 Scott Vieira Fri, 12 May 2006 21:13:11 +0000 http://www.goblin-cartoons.com/?p=75#comment-66 Why don't we just censor all the Internet in libraries that receive E-Rate money, after all, isn't it all one big social network? Oh, I forgot, Congress has already done that. I may have to join you in the back. I hope you have enough nails to go around. Why don’t we just censor all the Internet in libraries that receive E-Rate money, after all, isn’t it all one big social network? Oh, I forgot, Congress has already done that. I may have to join you in the back. I hope you have enough nails to go around.

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